I was screeding a job today which had 2 sofa's, a fridge and dishwasher. I put one sofa on top of the other (in a corner of the lounge), moved the d/w and fridge alongside and screeded the diner, kitchen, hall, toilet and 1/2 the lounge (using n/a as it set's pretty quick). Anyway, I was sat on the last few bags of screed while waiting for the screed to turn so I could move the gear and finish screeding, when I suddenly got the urge (for a pee). Obviously I couldn't get to the loo cos the floor was wet so had to resort to crouching down and using my mixing bucket. Cleanest it's been for ages.
Iv found myself doin wet rooms and iv ran out to the van and used a bucket in the back then pouring into the nearest drain haha. Dont want a fine on the spot now eh
ithink weve all been there when you have to go you gotta go just dont use it to mix the feather when the taps arent working
I once ****ed in the back of the van into a pint milk carton. Prob was I ****ed about a pint an a half. It wasn't pretty.
I know someone who had to pull over quick in the van as he had the runs, he jumped out of the van dived in the back went to hover over the latex bucket which had his screed trowel hooked on the side of it, faeces and claret everywhere apparently when my mate who worked with him told me I almost died laughing.
I swear this is true....A few weeks ago I was doing a measure at a house which had builders in. One of the joiners was just back after being down with norovirus and dashed into the cloakroom toilet and stayed there for about ten minutes. When he came out he was followed by the most evil stench I can't even describe.....I mean really vile! Everyone in the house, including the owners, had to leave the house for about twenty minutes. Thankfully they were both doctors so were sympathetic to his condition
