Henry had a fall

I was waiting at the lights this morning, just off N.Circ.
A Transit pick up flew round the corner, and Henry went rolling off the side, down the road.
I waited for a while, to see if he would come back for him, but Henry had been abandoned.



So I picked him, plugged him in, and a sh*t load of dust came out, but Henry is still sucking like a good un !

 

I'm glad he's OK.

 

Phew ! me too. For a moment, I thought he had had it !

 

Treat him to a new bag.

 

What's wrong with the old bag then..

 

Blimey, how did you know ?
Have you got a Transit pick up ?

 

She was rotton as a pear !

 

No mate. Just know builders pickups. And with what Henry's been through. He needs pampering. Lol

 

Want them on the shop... anything for a sale me...

 

Put a plaster on him ( black tape and tissue) and he'll be good as new

 

Transit pick ups ? or Bags

Are you calling me a Pikey !

 

I got the missus to get out the Mr Sheen, and put a shine back on him. You should see his smile now.

 

I know where there's a nice shiny transit up north, you can always put new plates on, the originals have been defaced..

 

who??:lol:

 

I think I know the one you mean. Is he a Pikey ? Must be in a Transit I spose

 

It was white before.. in fact I think it was a chassis cab before that.... Henry would like that..

 

I spose you could check the chasis no.
Oh dear, it seems to have been ground off.
Henry will only travel in panel vans from now on.

 

Are you sure it's still in there? and not escaped...