Sadness within a saddo.

If you are an alpha male a bit like myself, then you wont mind being told to go shopping on the odd occasion(make that once aweek)to be precise!, but with someone who wears womens clothes "not Matt" that being the missus.I slope off and peruse the magazine section when i know that i should be takin things back out of the trollley, and replacing with value or offer items.In the mag section is a monthly mag called Home and Interiors, and there is a section on rugs and carpets housed in between a full page advert for Karndean and also one for Quickstep.It looks like colours are on their way back unless you think that beige/brown always win the race with Alternative flooring" showing some nice high end patterns.My missus thinks iam sad looking at the mags but like i said to her "it sure beats shopping".

 

An alpha male who goes grocery shopping? surely that's a contradiction in terms?
I'm a PROPER bloke who NEVER goes shopping with the wife.....




.... cos she does it online

 

I'm never allowed to go shopping with the wife as I aparently moan like a child about it so she does it on a sat when football is on tv as that's what I really want to do on a sat afternoon
Everyones a winner in my eyes

 

I like that one never allowed to go with the wife(go shopping).

 

A round of applause for a man who has his life well and truly sorted

 

I shop at Costco they don't have a magazine section, although I have to say you are a sado as that magazine would have a Nuts or summit else slipped into it for me to browse over pictures of whatever I fancy know what I mean :shock:

 

Got my wife sorted ha far from it I do still have to listen when she comes home about how heavy the bags are how busy it was bla bla but it's worth it for couple of hours of peace, but seriously she's good as gold and says if I am the one working then I can have peace on sat afternoons not pushed my luck for sat nights yet I'm not that brave

 

Cancel that round of applause, he's started talking a load of blabbering crap like some kind of half arsed "new man".......shame on you

 

Apologies to all off to sit in the corner and have a word with myself

 

And while you're there, put on your dirtiest string vest, grow 2 days worth of stubble, don't wash, surround yourself with at least 6 empty cans of Stella, and work out how you're gonna put your wife back in her rightful place..........remember, the future of blokedom is resting on your shoulders :evil:

 

I've trained hubby to do the weekly shopping, he finds more discounts than I ever do (and I hate shopping - so everyone wins :lol: )