Well, what can i say ? Im now a very proud Dad of my son 'Jacob' . He was born last evening (12/12/11) just before 7:30 pm . He is finally home and doing well. His Sh!t stinks and is not nice and made me puke up on the ward that the midwives found funny. He seems to know i dont do stinky stuff and 3 hours later when i composed myself i purchased another sandwich which was nice on first few bites. He looked at me and sharted so hard it made him cry (serves you right !) For you lot wondering what 'sharting' is, its when you fart with high force and accidentally crap yourself at the same time. I have IBS and tend to do this when i fart for fun bit like old people do, just i dont think im old yet? Its not nice and it makes me sick cleaning myself let alone a small baby that is sticking his feet and all types in it ! If you want a laugh, if ever you meet my DAD and ask about when i was a baby and 'Sharted' when he was changing me nappy in the middle of the night and splattered his chest hair with .... Sh!t basically LOL(funny bit is tho, apparently whilst looking at the mess i made of his cheat hair he came up with the bright idea of designing a seaming tool named the Inviseamer! Sh!t happens i guess? Anyway,im one very happy daddy. The MRS looks like she has been hit by a train and drag around the U.k for the last few days but she is fine also. The best thing is getting to call Sid Bourne the chap that rights his articles each month etc in the CFJ ... GRANDAD LOL PS, on the look out for - Gokart (must be fast), dirt bike, Quad... WHY??? And the pics ! Ye i look like shit, spent 2 days in that ******* chair! O And how come my Baby gets born and is put on Tag straight away? Ids it normal to be put on Tag if you live in Birmingham? LOL And one of with his Grandad 'Sid Bourne' and his Great Grandad next to Sid in the picture Very happy Matty going to bed now
Congratulations mate, bout time he popped out. Best feeling in the world (apart from those tar filled nappies)
Serious question. Do you think it possible to recycle into a usable product? I mean seriously that is some good (excuse the Pun) Sh!t
Well done to the new "BOURNE".Merry xmas to your family.Cant wait to read all about it in the next cfj.
Topper, well done to you all! Wait till you bath them and they leave a floater in the bath like Caddyshack :shock: :lol:
Congrats mate :beer anyone fancy a bet on how many years till we see the young Bourne put a pic up of his curved border work Hope little one sleeps better than mine did 6 now but still nightmares of walking round the lounge at 3am trying to get her to sleep and driving round for hours whilst nearly crying to myself " please just sleep"
Congratulations again to you both Matt. You have given me a lot of help and advice in the past and I think it's time to return the favour. Remember you are dealing with a completely new product here and PPE is essential. Goggles and a face mask should be worn at all times to safeguard against any sudden explosions or splashes. They can also help with noxious fumes which may cause vomitting and dizzyness. Gloves are a "must use" to prevent contamination and staining especially whilst eating a quickly grabbed sandwich during operations. Knee pads are extremely useful for all the times you will be kneeling and praying for a good nights sleep.......what am I saying......any sleep would be good!!!! Hard hats are also useful for the number of times you will be beating your head against the wall..............."surely you must be tired by now!" Unfortunately this product DOES NOT come with any manufacturers instructions, so it will be very much a case of "suck it and see" BUT PLEASE not literally!!! - and there is usually a no returns policy! Some essentials you will need - Love -I'm sure that's a given! Patience - I've seen you working on floors. A sense of humour - well you have worked with Tucker. And above all the knowledge that you have both acheived something unique - but you will know that each time you look at his beautiful face.
