A little marital jape

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by sidney, Jun 30, 2012.

  1. sidney

    sidney Well-Known Member

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    Next time you fancy some chocolate, buy some of those giant Cadbury's Buttons.....

    ....but make sure you save one.
    Then slip it between your wife's ar5echeeks when she's asleep.

    She'll wake up in the morning thinking she's sh4t herself.

    Keep the predictability out of marriage, that's what I say.
     
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    sidney, Jun 30, 2012
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  2. tarkett85

    tarkett85 Well-Known Member

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    or get her to drink 5 pints of guiness and eat a vindaloo it'll take care of itself
     
    tarkett85, Jun 30, 2012
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  3. bournemouth

    bournemouth Super Moderator

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    That's a bad idea I always wake up hungry so knowing there's chocolate there will make me look like a sicko when she's freaking out and I'm trying to eat it :)
     
    bournemouth, Jun 30, 2012
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  4. tarkett85

    tarkett85 Well-Known Member

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i just threw up laughing.
     
    tarkett85, Jun 30, 2012
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  5. swerve

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    Stuck a mars bar down a few blokes dukes when theve passed out haha,and the old pencil and condom trick (stag night) LOL
     
    swerve, Jun 30, 2012
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