What a mare last week was! Highlight of the week was probably this... Horsing some 300 into a small bathroom ready for LVT. I was stood at the door spiking out the screed when I noticed a wave near the back of the room by the toilet so I overstretched from the door and held on to the sink for balance to roller it out but I forgot I had removed the pedestol so I'm stretched right out, pulled the sink off the wall, smashed on the floor as I went face first into screed with water p1ssing everywhere from the copper pipes I'd kinked!! It was like a scene out of Some Mothers Do Ave Em!
My week started with a 70mph blow out from my back tyre and then a 45 min hold up in Mcd then smashed thumb with he hammer stapler.
I farted, and very nearly followed through never sweated so much in my life, I left burn marks on the floor I shifted that quickly.
i follow through on a regular basis. I dont even bother hiding it anymore. Just simply own up and tell people i have shat myself. Still G4L wins.
I forgot to mention that, of course, this is all happened at 5 to 5 as well! It was just one of those weeks, earlier that day when I was about to start mixing up I knocked next door and politely asked if he minded I used his outside tap for a few buckets. The geezer went off like a rocket and was right in my face telling me he was fed up of builders taking the p1ss out of him. (obviously the council lads had done all the work in the property before I got there and revved him up) He didn't like when I started laughing as I seriously thought he was messing around at first.
Could double up as a tool vest...http://www.dermacaredirect.co.uk/li...comfort.html?gclid=CL7axNqDsrECFWJItAodqU4ACg Just remind me to be downwind (fnaar fnaar!) next time we meet
