To all the ladies We always hear the rules from the female side, now hear them from the male side. These are our rules:- Please note.... These are all numbered 1 on purpose 1. Breasts are for looking at and that's y we do it, please don't try to change that. 1. Learn how to work the toilet seat, your a big girl if its up put it down, we need it up u don't hear us complaining about u leaving it down. 1. Saturday=sports it's like the full moon or the changing tides, let it be. 1. Shopping is not a sport and we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what u want, let's b clear on this, subtle hints do not work, strong hints do not work and obvious ones don't either. Just say what u want. 1. Yes and no are perfectly good answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if u want it solved, that's what we do, sympathy is what girlfriends or gay men are for. 1. A headache that lasts for months is a problem, see a doctor. 1. Anything we said months ago is in inadmissible in an argument, in fact all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If u think u are fat than u very well might be, don't ask us! 1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of those ways makes u angry or sad...we meant the other. 1. U can either ask us to do something or tell us how u want it done , not both. If u know how to do it best just do it for yourself. 1. Whenever possible please say what u have say during the adverts, most definitely not at the punchline. 1. We do not need directions. 1. We see only 16 colours, we have basic settings. Example:- peach and pumpkin are fruit not colours and we have no idea what mauve is! 1. If it will itch then it will be scratched. 1. If we ask what's wrong and u say nothing then we will act like nothing's wrong,we know u r lying but honestly, it's not worth the hassle. 1. If u ask a question u font want an answer to, expect an answer u don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go out whatever u want to wear is absolutely fine... Honestly. 1. Don't ask what we are thinking unless u want to talk about subjects such as sport, cars or sex. 1. U have more than enough clothes and shoes. 1. I am in shape, no matter which shape that might be. Thank u for reading this and yes I know I will have to sleep on the couch tonight but do u know we don't really mind that its a bit like camping for us. That is all!!!
Very good. When I was young I was always told a good relationship was about having similar interests. Problem was I could never find a girl who was into getting drunk and chasing women.
