I paired up with a mate to do some work in a private school one weekend. First day there was a group of ladies turn up (don't know why). My mate sees one and puffs up like a bantam , goes into the reception where our tools were and casually throws a tin of spray in his bag while posing and smiling at one of the ladies. Tin bursts, bag and tools liberally coated along with an antique chair. Took me ages to stop laughing.
