Massive thanks to the muppets that tried to break into the training center last night. Obviously you didn't succeed. Bet you wasn't expecting the little surprise you got. Your surprise would of been even better if you had stayed around for just 30 seconds longer. Im sure you was close enough still to see just how fast the response time is for the 'men in black'. Shame we missed you. We have you on camera also. As your a little dumb, cameras also record what happens to them BEFORE you cut the wires you dumb ****s.
na, i have a massive black dude called Desmond. He likes to wear a gimp outfit of a night time and is a very horny chap. Defo dont want to meet him in the dark. The chaps breaking in tried to come through the wall. I have not spoken to Desmond yet but knowing him he might of popped his pride and joy through the hole they made. Would of looked like a one eyed baseball bat !
Sweet, some of them blokes may have enjoyed that ! The old bill won't do anything, they have to fall over a crime seen to make an arrest. Best off sending Desmond round to see them
ask them when they knock your door you tea leafing ****** Only joking, not reported it. Police are useless, dont want to give them a heads up while 'Desmond' in his gimp suit is patrolling
For futre refernce, you can come through the front door in normal working hours and try what you like. The front door is unlocked in work hours. You will find it a lot easier to get in rather than turning up in the dark. late at night, and having to try and come through a exterior wall. Just turn up in normal working hours mate. PS, the builder is happy tho with the mess you made of the wall. Counting the penny's i know have to pay him.
It`s a real gutter mate ! Ive had my van done a few times, and it really makes me sick The last time they did it, I could only have missed them by a few minutes. I drove around looking for them, and it`s lucky I did n`t find them, or I would n`t be writing this now. I was the same, I did n`t even bother with the plod, total waste of time for thing`s like this. Removing fingers would be a good start !
the surprise being they never got in for a certain reason and the fact that the 'men in black' turned up before they even managed to get in. Plus if they had managed to get in 'desmond' would of damaged there memory for the rest of there lives LOL ANYWAY, where was you last night ? Trying to test out a laser also?
