Supported man utd since 1974 ( yes im old) lol. Used to go to most home games and a few away in the late 70s and 80s when we were rubbish. Dont go to manygames these days as im usually working and have family commitments but went to to 2 european cup finals.
I once went to Tranmere to watch my team years ago, ( Bury before anybody asks , I know I know ) Anyway we were queing up outside trying to get in and there was a young lady Police officer on a police horse standing at the side of the queue. My mate thought he would try and be witty and said ' look at that poor horse , it must be f**ked '!! to which the W.P.C. replied ' if you was between my legs you would be f**ked as well' . This was at least 20 years ago and it still makes me laugh now !! Phil