Is it April the 1st already?

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by scotflooring, Jan 17, 2013.

  1. scotflooring

    scotflooring Well-Known Member

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    Neighbor across the road asked if I could supply and fit laminate for his hall living room and bedroom, fine I says. It is a lived in house with no space to swing a cat so cut and uplift and fit as you go, but no probs only across the road. Job is nearly done today when he gets a letter through his door "Dear Mr X this is the Council, next week we are replacing your heating system and you will need to up lift your floor" Picture is of him going metal crying coz it all has to come up again!:eek::D:D So I am away to the pub!:D

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  2. tea one-sugar

    tea one-sugar Well-Known Member

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    sure thats not you when you,ve realized your a box short
     
  3. advanedflooringuk

    advanedflooringuk Well-Known Member

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    Or realised the laminate is on the wonk?
     
  4. mjfl

    mjfl Well-Known Member

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  5. advanedflooringuk

    advanedflooringuk Well-Known Member

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    Or one of his lorrys are missing?
     
  6. SandyFloor

    SandyFloor Well-Known Member

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    or someone's nicked the battery out his drill
     
  7. merit

    merit Well-Known Member

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    Can't remember how to click it together
     
  8. simmo

    simmo Well-Known Member

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    He has not finished and just seen his wife coming up the drive
     
  9. sidney

    sidney Well-Known Member

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    His wife is with him, and he's just seen his girlfriend coming up the drive.
     
  10. Pistonbroke

    Pistonbroke Well-Known Member

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    His wife and girlfriend are with him. He's just seen his boyfriend walking up the drive !!
     
  11. scotflooring

    scotflooring Well-Known Member

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    Oh everyone is a feckin comedian! :D
     
  12. tarkett85

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    he just farted and soiled himself, but sadly realised he had no spare kecks
     

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