Not feeling to well today, i jump in van to get some bits from B&Q. On way to B&Q and my tummy rumbles in anger. Ummmmm, that not good. Divert home to use toilet, sweat poring out of me i make it home. Jump out van and my bowels let go. So im stood on drive with my underwear full of pooh. So let myself in house and the MRS is out, Bonus, that saves me the embarrassment of telling her i just soiled myself. I strip off and throw my pants in one of the washing machines along with some of that powder straight in the drum whilst thinking to myself "does she really need two washing machines? " I jump in shower. Shower finished i get out and open bathroom door. Whats that smell??? Make my way down stairs and the stink from the washing machine is awful. That cant be right ? Front door opens and the MRS is home, she asks me what on earth is that smell. " UMMMM, i think its coming from the washing machine love, think we need some of those calgon tablets advertised on tv ? " MRS looked at washing machine and says " thats the tumble dryer " Well i had to confess, it also cost me a new tumble dryer !
That's made me laugh so hard my tummy hurts. Can just imagine the smell of the poo getting nice and cooked.
lol, **** baked trousers! what the hell are you doing ****ting yourself man!! I had the rumbling guts today...instant sweats, my mate had just made us a tea and I had to chuck it away. Giving up the fags again today I swear they make me worse. That is funny......did the apprentices ask you why you was late this time
Also just realised how disgusting that is! YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WASHING MACHINE AND TUMBLE DRIER?:twisted:
I sympathise. ...same happened to me last year !!! Not a nice feeling. Mind you matt it could have been worse. ......you could have put them in the dishwasher !!
LG appliances, they look the same. i simply press buttons and when the drum starts spinning then bingo. Not that i have ever used before. I was banned years ago from using them.
That is a classic ! PMSL Its nice how you want to keep it from you wife but are more than happy to share it with us Not sure weather to thank you or not ? New duds for Xmas luckily My lass wants a hover for her birthday ? (really) & its tomorrow ? Only finished work at 10pm so hover shopping in the morning for a Henry !
I'm going of the idea of going to Floor skills ? Mainly because I may need to use the loo ! Is there a separate toilet for staff ?
