LOL, i was taking the pee mate. Pet hate of mine also when people phone up and ask for a course on how to fit LINO when then really mean vinyl. Still, if they ring up and ask the lino question at least i know i can teach them something at least .
Ha , yeah sorry mate, trouble is I get so many customers asking for "lino" when I know they mean vinyl.....but if they're in their 60's they sometimes actually do mean lino cos that's what they had when they were little