Ok here's my first one from last xmas ? (unless its removed) YES I was very drunk YES Its the only time it's ever happened & NO I did'nt eat it !
after a 160m2 full prep house choca with furniture, books and more paintings than a gallery, this made me giggle. Got a shout from upstairs, went up to find another fitter and Jack my nephew in this. Dressed in all crazy stuff that the customer had in their bedroom.
Me about midday. I'd been talking to the toilet a few times before. Still managed to get crimbo dinner done.