If you weren't doin flooring?

That job would be the w-hole of your life.

 

I would like to be playing snooker for a living,I was so close a few years back!!! :roll:

 

did it go to POT then?

 

Maybe he didn't have the BALLS for it.

 

he could always join the dole CUE

 

Then he can have a REST

 

Reminds me of the flooring courses when standing over the fitting BAIZE.

 

wAS thinkin of HITTIN ON THE CUSHION-flooring but stickin to carpets instead,it keeps me in the BLACK.John Lewis sell SNOOKER stuff,i said "what are the rates"?,they said 147......no BREAKS.

 

At least you would learn who to paper your hsl through your letter box!
:lol:

 

I wanted to be a gynecologist but there weren't any openings.

 

i,m not a gynecologist...... but i,ll have a look

 

I am now a trained gynecologist and therefore i can fit hall carpets through the letterbox!

 

Hall maybe spelt wrong.

 

I used to make shoes for clowns.....that's no small feat

 

i should coco

 

I used to work at the outdoor fair in new Brighton, glad I never stuck to it.
It got washed away in the storms of 87.

 

I was thinking , if when booking an appointment with a gynecologist,do they say "I will see if i have a SLOT"

 

I left my job at the helium factory after a row with the boss....I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

 

superb,me laughing muchly :lol: :lol: :lol: