Tea or coffee

What do you drink at work.
I am a tea man. Great when your on a job and get a butty too

 

coffee defo need a shot of whiskey now though

 

some customers would deduct it from your bill you know
now stop it

 

what bill some don't want to pay you

 

£30 a will charge the next lot of painters in my house for tea

 

I was in a cafe the other day and asked the waitress for a breakdown of my food.. So she got the bacon and egg out from the bread and said there you go son

 

Don't ask me then

 

i've heard that before

 

Cup of tea, milk and 2 sugars, how it should be. I don't know how any1 can drink coffee.

 

Have you just signed in merit??

 

Right I'm having a hot chocolate then off to bed.

 

coffee's nice tea tastes like sweaty socks, yes i've tasted sweaty socks 2 kids are you suprised?

 

you can leave your hat on

 

I'm just writting for the sake of it now, I should really be asleep

 

old days fitter sent the apprentice to the shop for a packet of fags "20 embassy reds" giving him a 10er "and get something for your self" he said. kid returned about 30 min later handing over the cigs and about 2p change. "is that all the change" he said. "you did say to get something for myself " said the apprentice "how do you like the new teeshirt".

 

6 monthers can't sweat yet

 

my youngest does as well, my eldest has feet that'd strip paint though